Desi Party Zone

jimjamzoo · 07-21-2007, 05:52 PM

In the world, one single rule applies to the men:

Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
-- You make the bed (+1)
-- You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
-- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
-- You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
-- In the rain hand in hand (+80)
-- You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
-- You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
-- You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
-- You stay by her side the entire party (0)
-- You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
-- Named Tina (-4)
-- Tina is a dancer (-1000)

HER BIRTHDAY
-- You take her out to dinner (0)
-- Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
-- And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)
-- It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
-- You take her to a movie (+2)
-- You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
-- You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
-- You take her to a movie you like (-2)
-- It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
-- You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
-- She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE> points no matter what]
-- You hesitate in responding (-10)
-- You reply, "Where?" (-35)

COMMUNICATION
-- When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned ____expression (0)
-- You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
-- You listen for more than 30 minutes without lookin at the TV (+500)

imranlove · 08-22-2007, 12:39 PM

hmmm..... nice one

nisha21 · 08-23-2007, 06:01 PM

hmmm seems someone had researched a lot on building this theory.

anirudh.ronaldinho · 10-14-2007, 02:27 PM

lol.......i like this one.......good job mate............

jimjamzoo · 10-15-2007, 04:44 AM

lolz

thanx everyone if you like any work made by any member do repute him by giving reputation points . you can see the libra weighing machine over the right hand side of every member's post just click that and repute members

07-21-2007, 05:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
jimjamzoo Fun Machine Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: india Posts: 1,322 Thanks: 26 Thanked 17 Times in 15 Posts Rep Power: 30	Earn Points to make women happy In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES -- You make the bed (+1) -- You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0) -- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) -- You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) -- In the rain hand in hand (+80) -- You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0) -- You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) -- You pummel it with iron rod (+10) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS -- You stay by her side the entire party (0) -- You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2) -- Named Tina (-4) -- Tina is a dancer (-1000) HER BIRTHDAY -- You take her out to dinner (0) -- Okay, it's a sports bar (-2) -- And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3) -- It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10) A NIGHT OUT -- You take her to a movie (+2) -- You take her to a movie she likes (+4) -- You take her to a movie you hate (+6) -- You take her to a movie you like (-2) -- It's called 'DeathCop' (-3) YOUR PHYSIQUE -- You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15) -- You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10) -- You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000) ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION -- She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE> points no matter what] -- You hesitate in responding (-10) -- You reply, "Where?" (-35) COMMUNICATION -- When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned ____expression (0) -- You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50) -- You listen for more than 30 minutes without lookin at the TV (+500) __________________ Few out of many forum : More concept cars and bikes , Movies , Jokes , Adult Corner , Gagdets , News , Discussions , Movies , Music , Chitter Chatter , Boys Restroom , Girls Restroom , Trendy styles , Mobile things Click here to see more posts in every forum (News,Gadgets,Jokes,Knowledge,Music,Adult Education and many more) for a great Fun time REGISTER TODAY!! To Play online games on our Arcade and to challenge other members just click on the member names in forums and challenge them !!

08-23-2007, 06:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
nisha21 Party Brumer Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: on the planet mars Posts: 352 Thanks: 15 Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts Rep Power: 5	hmmm seems someone had researched a lot on building this theory. __________________ Life is like a mirror Everything comes back The good, the bad, the truth Give the world the best you have And the best will come back to you..

10-15-2007, 04:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
jimjamzoo Fun Machine Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: india Posts: 1,322 Thanks: 26 Thanked 17 Times in 15 Posts Rep Power: 30	lolz thanx everyone if you like any work made by any member do repute him by giving reputation points . you can see the libra weighing machine over the right hand side of every member's post just click that and repute members __________________ Few out of many forum : More concept cars and bikes , Movies , Jokes , Adult Corner , Gagdets , News , Discussions , Movies , Music , Chitter Chatter , Boys Restroom , Girls Restroom , Trendy styles , Mobile things Click here to see more posts in every forum (News,Gadgets,Jokes,Knowledge,Music,Adult Education and many more) for a great Fun time REGISTER TODAY!! To Play online games on our Arcade and to challenge other members just click on the member names in forums and challenge them !!

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08-22-2007, 12:39 PM	#2 (permalink)
imranlove Moderator Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jeddah, Posts: 71 Thanks: 1 Thanked 12 Times in 12 Posts Rep Power: 2	hmmm..... nice one

10-14-2007, 02:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
anirudh.ronaldinho Starter Shots Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Rep Power: 0	lol.......i like this one.......good job mate............