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Interesting facts about women

Men are like computers hard to figure out and never have enough
memory Still Women likes man

Men are like coolers load them with beer and you can take them
anywhere Still Women likes man

Men are like chocolate bars sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips Still Women likes man

Men are like coffee the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night Still Women likes man

Men are like horoscopes they always tell you what to do and are
usually wrong Still Women likes man

Men are like cement after getting laid they take a long time to get
hard Still Women likes man

Men are like laxatives they irritate the shit out of you Still
Women likes man

Men are like parking spots the good ones are already taken and
what's left is handicapped Still Women likes man

A man is like a snowstorm you never know when he's coming, how many
inches you'll get, or how long he will last Still Women likes man

What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him
how to work it Still Women likes man

How does a man show he's planning for the future? He buys two cases
of beer instead of one.
Still Women likes man

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The
same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
Still Women likes man

Why are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started,
emit foul odours and don't work half the time.
Still Women likes man

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a
year the dog is still excited to see you.
Still Women likes man

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't
have eyes.
Still Women likes man

What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds
mature Still Women likes man

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? We
don't know, it's never happened Still Women likes man

Why are men like tile floors? If you lay ' em properly the first
time, you can walk over them for years.
Still Women likes man

What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
Still Women likes man

AND FINALLY

Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring and
good looking? Because these men already have boyfriends!
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[nisha21]

Interesting facts about men

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them time.
Still Women likes man

What do you give a man who has everything?

A woman to show him how to work it.
Still Women likes man

Why don't men have mid-life crisis?

They stay stuck in adolescence.
Still Women likes man

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?

Exchange him.
Still Women likes man

What is the thinnest book in the world?
What men know about women.
Still Women likes man

How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. Men will screw anything.
Still Women likes man

What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.
Still Women likes man

How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?

He's breathing.
Still Women likes man

How do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.
Still Women likes man

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.
Still Women likes man

The three stages of sex life of a man:

Tri-weekly, Try-weekly, Try-weakly
Still Women likes man

God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft
before you create a masterpiece.
Still Women likes man