[jimjamzoo]

10. Put it by the toilet to read.

9. Put it by the toilet in case you run out of toilet paper.

8. Shread it to make confetti.

7.Recycle.

6. Roll it up and whack your sibling over the head!

5. Roll it up and look through it, pretending to be a pirate!

4. Put it on the windowsill and discover the magic of fading!

3. Take it to work and show off that you get paid less than everyone!

2. Sit down in your armchair and pretend to read it incase your inlaws show up!

1. Take it to show and tell!